Hi, my name is Diesel, and I'm pretty kickass.
I am the most awesome dog breed - boxer.
I wear a red collar with sheriff stars: red because I can run faster and the sheriff stars for when I'm doing my perimeter checks - I'm the boss here.
My role model is Jason Stackhouse from True Blood. We're both incredibly good looking however a bit of a doofus. But I get by.
I was a little bit lonely when my big sister Sally died in March 2013, so Santa Claus brought me a little sister to play with; Daisy. She's a handful.
I'm not much into balls, but much rather play tug-o-war with you. My favourite words are: snacks, walk, dinner.
I like licking your hands, my bits and your face... not necessarily in that order.
It's hard work being me, hence why I sleep so much. Be warned: I tend to snore!
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Diesel is an inspiration. Plus he makes some of the poo. Diesel is proof that one pooch can make a difference.
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